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“which came first?”
Via: Fuck Yeah, Tattoos!
FUNFACT: All food originated at American Burger in Venice. Before that, there was only water and sand.
Via: LIFEOFBK
Eggs,
cooked in a microwave make me wanna vomit. I had one today… and it tasted like it was made from powder and not an actual egg… Processed food makes me wanna die. Never again.
I cracked my head and broke my… heart
And the hell of it is what we are
We finish and wish we could start again
Our skin tears away as
Our memories fade with age
And we don’t even know ‘til it’s gone?
But everything just fell apart
‘Cause everything just falls apart for me
-That was hilariousToday I bought tampons at 7-11 and the clerk said “Would you like a banana or a brownie to go with that today?”
Umm… let me think about that for a minute. No, absolutely not. I think these tampons will taste just fine on their own.
